The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 (An Adventure for 3-6 Players, Levels 2-5 by Carlton Mellick III

Author:Carlton Mellick III
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Publisher: Eraserhead Press
Published: 2010-06-11T04:00:00+00:00

Sensing the elf is on the bed with us, Itaa growls loudly at the intruder as she fucks me, but she is so close to orgasm that she’s not able to stop.

Loxi slips the dildo out of her vagina, and just as Itaa and I cum together, Loxi shoves the dildo up the goblin girl’s asshole.

Itaa shrieks and jumps off of me, flying off of the bed and running around the room with the dildo stuck up her butt. She thinks she’s been attacked.

“Untie me,” I tell Loxi.

Loxi is looking down at her lap, rubbing her head. A look of dread is slowly crossing her face. Itaa stops running and looks behind her at the thing sticking out of her backside. She hisses at her butt, as if the dildo is a living thing biting her. When she pulls it out, she holds it up and frowns at it, confused about what it is or where it came from.

Loxi looks up at me with panic on her face, her mouth wide open like she has tons of things to tell me but can’t get any words out. Then, slowly, the same look of shock appears on Itaa’s face.

“I’m not real?” Loxi says to me, her eyes beginning to water. “We’re just characters in some stupid game?”

The goblin girl frowns at me and sits down on the bed.

“Itaa sad now,” she says.

Loxi says, “I’m just a goddamn fucking made up character!”

“Welcome to my life,” I tell her. “I told you not to use the dildo.”

“But I’m not even a player character,” Loxi says. “I’m just a fucking NPC! I’m not being role-played by an actual player in the game. I’m just a side character whose sole purpose is to give boners to horny little dorks!” Then she looks down at her chest. “No wonder why my boobs are so big!” Then she says, “And no wonder why I walk around topless!”

I give her a look of condolence. It’s bad enough being a player character. I couldn’t imagine what it’s like for her, being one of many non player characters that are controlled by Aaron Donnelly.

“Itaa just monster,” Itaa cries. “Itaa only invented for PCs to kill and get experience points.” Itaa frowns and lays her chin on my naked chest, looking up at me with sad puppy dog eyes.

She says in a half-crying voice, “Itaa no special at all.”

I pet Itaa’s bald green head.

Loxi puts her pants back on. Then she pulls out her broad sword and slices a piece of red fabric from the sheet.

“What are you doing?” I ask.

Loxi cuts a hole in the middle of the piece of fabric and slides her head through.

“I’m not going topless anymore,” she says.

Then she cuts a strip of fabric from the sheet and uses it as a belt to tie around her midsection to keep the sides of her new shirt closed.

“You sure that’s a good idea?” I ask. “They created you to be a sexy slutty elf chick. If you stop they might get bored of you and kill you off.

Download

Copyright Disclaimer:
This site does not store any files on its server. We only index and link to content provided by other sites. Please contact the content providers to delete copyright contents if any and email us, we'll remove relevant links or contents immediately.